Still Alive

Just an update to let you know ‘m still updating this site. But for now most of my focus is on my new site, so why not check that out? But I promise…


I'll Be Back

Happy 74th Birthday Hayao Miyazaki!

Hayao Miyazaki


Happy birthday to the world’s greatest animator.

Wizard Dojo

At long last, here is my new website.


Do not fret, sloganyams will still see updates. But for obvious reasons, expect a lot of my focus to be on the new site for a while. Thank you for reading sloganyams for all these years, and I hope you continue to do so. And I hope you enjoy the new site as well.

Merry Christmas!


Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! And a happy new year, too!


Official Nintendo Magazine’s Top 100 Nintendo Games of All Time

It’s time once again to resurrect my old tradition of posting a video game publication’s list of “best games ever” here on this blog. This time it’s from the UK’s Official Nintendo Magazine, and unfortunately it’s their last time, as the recent issue 114, which contains this list, is the magazine’s final issue. Read more

The Seven-Hundred…and Second Post!




Well, look at that. I’ve surpassed 700 blogs. In fact I lost count because I only just now noticed after having written my 701st blog (making this 702). So yeah, let’s celebrate…or something! Read more

Frozen: One Year Later



Believe it or not, it’s been one whole year since Disney’s Frozen hit theaters, becoming the sleeper hit of the decade (seriously, remember when we thought it was a movie about a snowman and a reindeer fighting over a carrot?). Let’s take a look at just some of the film’s accomplishments. Read more

20 Years of Donkey Kong Country




Twenty years ago today, Donkey Kong Country was released on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. It was a landmark title for Nintendo due to its then-revolutionary visuals (which still hold up, for the most part), as well as turning the tide in Nintendo’s favor during their rivalry with Sega. It’s still one of the most fun platformers out there. Read more

Happy Super Nintendo Day!



Today marks the 24th anniversary of the release of the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, and Super Mario World, in Japan. Cheers to the greatest of gaming consoles and the finest of launch titles.

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Out Now!


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