*Just as before, I have not read the book on which Eclipse is based, so I won’t be making any comparisons between the two.*

Vampires and werewolves and teen drama, oh my!

Eclipse is the third installment in the wildly popular “Twilight saga,” which tells a love story between human Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen. But also the werewolf Jacob Black.

The books have reached a level of popularity that is very rare, you probably can’t go anywhere without hearing something about “Edward this” or “Jacob that.”

But is Eclipse really worth the hype that surrounds it? Read more

That's no moon...

As was the case in my review of Twilight, I have yet to read the book on which this film is based. As such, I cannot make any comparisons between the book and the film.

New Moon is the second installment in the immensely popular “Twilight” series. Chances are you already knew that. It seems you can’t go anywhere without something Twilight related being forced upon you in one way or another. But does New Moon live up to the hype that precedes it? Read more

*Note: I never like to spoil any details of a movie in my reviews, but in this case I may spoil some of the nature of plot twists, but I’ll refrain from outright spoiling anything. So if you want to see this movie and don’t want any kind of details spoiled whatsoever, you may want to wait to read this.

Pork-chop Sandwiches!

This is a terrible movie. You may as well know that. In fact, calling this movie terrible may be insulting to one of my most used adjectives. Read more

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the sequel to 2007’s Transformers, and had many fans of the classic franchise anxiously awaiting its release, but did it live up to the hype? Read more

First I would like to get something off of my chest…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

I’m sorry about that, but if we don’t laugh, we cry. And there is plenty of laughing and crying when it comes to Dragon Ball Evolution, the cinematic “adaptation” of the famed manga/anime by Akira Toriyama. Read more

Horrible, terrible, atrocious, disgusting, horrendous, vile, nauseating, offensive, raunchy, dreadful…There really aren’t enough negatives in the English language to describe how bad this movie is. The Love Guru is not only the worst movie I have seen this year, it also may very well be the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Read more